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  • You marry so that you can know each other and the process lasts for infinity.

  • With great girlfriend comes great expenses.

I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with me later. Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room. My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.

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Tumhy lagta hai me dieting karo gii

arry me tu apnii lipstik tak khaa jatii hoon

  • Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.

  • Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married..

  • My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Newton’s law of love: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money. I don’t want to be in a relationship, also I would rather be in a Range Rover. One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in. I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soulmate … but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.

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Hyeee wo paglii ye kah kr chali Gai

k mei mota buhat huu

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.  Looks like you’ve been missing a lot of work lately.  I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

  • I m a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you

  • Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

  • “I miss you like an idiot misses the point.”

  • If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ … I’ll turn around.

  • Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

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When i see my crush with otheers

  • A friend in need a friend to be avoided.

  • Brains are an awesome tool. I wish everybody had one.
  • Got a new phone today, my old phone failed the swimming test

I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.  Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.   I don’t feel sad I just chill. Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push; you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.

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Logo ki kismat soi hoti haa

Meri shayad comma mei chali Gai ha

I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her. I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own

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Dill kaerta hai tumhary buhat kareeb ao

or ankh me ungaliya de kar bhag jao

You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.  Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts. My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all their teeth and no toothbrushes.  I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back. Marriage is like an unfunny, tense version of Everybody Love, but it doesn’t last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.

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Mujy wafa nahi chahiye yaroo

Mery liye wifi hi kafi hi

I saw a study that said speaking in front of a crowd is considered the number one fear of the average person. Number two was death. This means to the average person if you have to be at a funeral, it is the most sorrowful moment you would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy There are just two things keeping me from dancing in that show.

  •  “Common sense is like deodorant. it may confuse you the people who need it most never use it.”

  • There is nothing simpler than avoiding people you don’t like. Avoiding one’s friends, that’s the real test.

  • . “If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.”

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muj sy kisi ny pocha kia klarti ho tm

me b kah dia nakhry….

  • I’m at a place in my life when errend are starting to count as going out.

  • A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery never be attracted by a bargain. I’m not good at the advice. Can I interest you……

  • Here’s all you have to know about women: Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. heheehe they both are like each other..

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Aik bat pochni thi….

ye galtio per dalny wala parda kaha sy milta ha

  • “I don’t know, I usually finish before they get a word in. this is misterious”

  • If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprises  National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

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mujy batameez khty

ha lagta sheesha nahi daikhty log…. (hehehe)

  • “I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out. “

  • “A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.”

  • “Here’s all you have to know about men and women: Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”

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jab mahman akhri smosa b utha ly

jis per ap ny nazar rakhi ho

when you see that pasta and you have the last sight on it, and you feel hungry and your mouth is full of water… and our last hope to eat it breaks when the guest brings it and eat up…..

As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. That’s why New York is so great, though. Everyone you care about can despise you and you can still find a bagel so good, nothing else matters. Who needs love when you’ve got lox? They both stink, but only one tastes good

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sudhar b jaye gy

pahly achi trha bigar to ly

It seems I have spent a lifetime of mouthing mechanically, Sitting up straight. Use your napkin. Close your mouth when you chew. it is the way to smile, Don’t lean back in your chair. Just when I finally got my husband squared away, hehehe the kids came along.  There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. There are two classes of travel—first class and with children. Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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sudhar b jaye gy

pahly achi trha bigar to ly

everyone is irritated with me, they try to get away from me, but I never let them alone hehehe…

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fasla rakhiye jnb

pyar to nai ho ga per lrai zroor ho jaye gi

  • Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families. that what he give us hahaha

  • The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you.

  • “The holy passion of friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.

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